Dramatis Personæ
CommentsLast updated 2015-05-23 17:15:08 SGT
“When I grow up I
Want to be a policeman!” —
Coca-cola bribes.
“To examine the
Cage of my own consciousness” —
Pro philosopher.
“When I grow up I
Want to be a bureaucrat!” —
That's fine we're still friends.
“Our goals for this year:
Make mistakes! Go sailing! Sleep!” —
Hopeful blackboard scrawls.
Hmm, what's this guy's name?
“How you doing there … Michael?” —
He is Michael now.
“Hello there, princess!
Want to go for a boat ride?” —
Safest guy around.
Target shopping list:
Exquisite calligraphy —
Wow this guy's got class
“Help me do my stuff!
Not as if you're busy, right?” —
Free secretary
“Quickly, we'll be late!”
“Do these pants make me look fat?” —
Best roommates ever
“Are you gonna sleep?”
“Yeah, just putting earplugs on” —
Also best roommates
Different birthday songs;
Traditional cake in face —
Cultural exchange!
“Mickey pin for him
And a Minnie pin for her!” —
Very funny, guys.
“I'm a Contessa:
Your Assassin can't kill me!” —
Sneaky bastard grin
“Which one would you be:
Duck-sized horse or horse-sized duck?” —
Important questions
“I want my coffee.
I said, I want coffee NOW!” —
Never lives this down.
Presidential sash —
“Happy birthday, Chapparo!” —
Presidential nod
“<Insert name>, look here!”
Unexpected camera —
click. Ha ha ha ha.
Dimly candlelit:
Two best bros and one big steak —
Romantic dinner.
“We've a friend at Yale:
Lawyer chick who'll help us sue!” —
Police neutralised.
“I listen to notes
While I draw things on the wall” —
Multitasking queen
“Why is Donkey Kong?”
“Actually he is an ape” —
Confusion resolved…?
Goodbye everyone!
Seems like I'm the first to leave —
I will miss you all.